google sms and ride finder, gotham girls, puppets, moonshine, and moonlight

July 31st, 2005 at 5:41 pm (News, Webnology)

http://www.google.com/sms/
google short message service
send text messages to 46645 (GOOGL) and it will give you phone numbers, directions, weather, movie times, product prices, stock quotes, and will answer questions

or if you hate text messages, you can even call google at 650 318 0165

http://labs.google.com/ridefinder?z=8&near=New%20York%2C%20NY&src=1
did you know google could also show you where taxis are in real time?

http://www.gothamgirlsrollerderby.com/
really wish i didnt have to wait eighteen days to see it


http://www.nantes.fr/ext/royal_de_luxe_2005/vendredi.asp

big french marionnettes

http://www.courier-tribune.com/articles/2005/07/27/news/gn4.txt
police have busted a 200 gallon moonshine still in asheboro, nc

http://www.bornmagazine.org/projects/whystayup/project.html
Why Do You Stay Up So Late?

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mischa barton’s nipple

July 31st, 2005 at 2:43 pm (News)

http://img275.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mischabartonstar4ru0fo.jpg
this deserves its own post…

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pixies, cheney’s plan to nuke iran, musical hallucinations, kegbot, and unicorn sex

July 30th, 2005 at 7:54 pm (Music, Novel, Politics)


http://www.broszkowski.com/tv/pixies/pixiesvideodownload.html
http://www.broszkowski.com/pixies/pixies.html
old an new pixies videos of tv appearances, live footage, etc

http://www.amconmag.com/2005_08_01/article3.html

article from the American Conservative magazine about Cheney/DOD’s plan for a massive air strike on iran in response to a 9/11 type attack, whether or not iran is directly involved. over 450 targets to be destroyed with both conventional and nuclear weapons… i’m glad the conservative press is starting to freak out too..

http://www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2140422/ipod-help-produce-musical
ipods increase frequency of ‘musical hallucinations’

http://kegbot.org/project/
http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2005/07/_defcon_the_keg.html?CMP=OTC-0D6B48984890
a kegerator that runs linux to regulate output and keeps stats on who drinks how much, temperature, and loads of other equally useless crap. i say stick with a garbage can full of ice and leave the computer out of it.

http://www.lsdudes.com/p-unicorn/

the magical world of penis unicorns

http://chrismullins.net/horses.htm
unicornimation: the love story
this animated short was named most offensive film at the 2004 boston underground film festival

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watson, bring on the police state, tough motherfuckers, silly signs, scary robots, and an amazing sketchbook

July 28th, 2005 at 6:14 pm (Art, Novel, Technology, Webnology)

http://www.intellext.com/our_products.html
Watson gathers info from the web based on what you are working on at the time. sooo cool. you could start writing a paper and it would be finding sources and whatnot in the background.

http://eyeball-series.org/dhs-truck.htm

peek inside a department of homeland security surveillance truck. not your hollywood laundry box van, just a truck. but the inside is eerily similar to the van jack black was chasing will smith with in enemy of the state and i bet it can do all that crazy nsa satellite shit too.

http://www.pieterhugo.com/index.html

the hyena people of nigeria. most likely the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. leash in one hand, bone in the other. one hardass dude has the balls to not put a muzzle on his hyena on a semi-busy street. most hyena owners seem to wear skirts and probably never get shit about it either.

http://www.swanksigns.org/

odd public signs. often funny


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4714135.stm

looks very human. which one is the robot?? the caption gives it away but its tooo perfect for his hip scientist/contemplative gaze photoshoot pose..

http://www.show-me-dq.com/

very good sketches that actually work like a book instead of a collection of drawings. this is number three. add /dq-01/ and /dq-02/ to the url for #1 and #2, respectively

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dinosaur breath

July 27th, 2005 at 11:57 pm (Music, Site News)

there were some punk bands playing downstairs when i got home. the band that just finished actually got me off the couch to investigate. the trio plays punk with violin, bass, and drums. and they rocked like whoa. shouldve brought my camera because the violinist is fucking intense. they are playing at the knitting factory old office tomorrow night at ten.
i was planning to go to sleep early tonight because i havent done that in a while. but it sounds like another band is tuning..

update. they are too loud and played a poor punk pixies cover.. feedback doesnt help me sleep whatsoever

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megaphallic logo, i can dig it, ultimate hot box accessory, brooklyn sperm

July 27th, 2005 at 9:33 pm (Site News)


this should be entered in the phallic logo awards (see 8 July 2005 post)

http://www.digthemovie.com/synopsis.html

went to a screening of Dig! last night. its a documentary about the brian jonestown massacre and the dandy warhols. the director and dp talked and answered questions after the film. and then there was an open bar. rock and roll. i had no idea anton (and various other massacre-ers) were so insane. i think my favorite part was when he called some heckler a pussy and to come towards the stage where he proceeded to kick the fuck out of his face. rock and roll. oh and when they sent the tambourine guy to negotiate a record contract.

http://www.sportsimportsltd.com/12volporovan.html

portable pizza oven that plugs into a car cigarrette outlet. stoners rejoice. bake the car and a pizza SIMULTANEOUSLY


http://www.abclocal.go.com/wabc/news/wabc_072505_childsupport.html

guy puts sperm in sperm bank
guy gets divorced, stops paying sperm bank rent
ex-wife takes sperm and has a kid
guy has to pay child support
guy sues sperm bank, ex-wife, and a notary public

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japanese condom wrappers

July 25th, 2005 at 9:17 pm (Site News)

this explains a lot about the japanese

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feel good post of the month - global pandemic, suicide, bob dylan covered by mall punk bands, and signs of coming totalitarianism

July 25th, 2005 at 7:48 pm (Site News)

http://www.recombinomics.com/News/06200502/H5N1_Pandemic_Timeline.html
http://www.recombinomics.com/News/07220502/H5N1_Pandemic_China_Military.html
Bird flu entering Phase Six of global pandemic with discovery of human to human transmission.. Chinese troops quarentine area


http://www.recombinomics.com/News/07240505/H5N1_Sichuan_Ebola.html

is a rapidly evolving ebola strain joining forces with the bird flu????

http://www.clevescene.com/issues/2005-06-08/news/feature.html
All-American (Suicide) Bridge

http://www.purevolume.com/listentobobdylan

mall punk bands desecrate bob dylan

http://www.pcworld.com/news/article/0,aid,118664,00.asp

is there identifying info being printed on all the paper from you printer??

http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/07/24/military.release/index.html
the u.s. military is running out of bullshit…

Following are the two quotes as provided by the U.S. military in news releases:

Sunday’s news release said: “‘The terrorists are attacking the infrastructure, the ISF and all of Iraq. They are enemies of humanity without religion or any sort of ethics. They have attacked my community today and I will now take the fight to the terrorists,’ said one Iraqi man who preferred not to be identified.”

The July 13 news release said: “‘The terrorists are attacking the infrastructure, the children and all of Iraq,’ said one Iraqi man who preferred not to be identified. ‘They are enemies of humanity without religion or any sort of ethics. They have attacked my community today and I will now take the fight to the terrorists.’”

but in good news. look below for lcd soundsystem covering siouxie and the banshees added to summer mix two

and fuck snowboading, try lava sledding
http://starbulletin.com/2005/07/24/news/story9.html

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asshole vs. assholes part two

July 25th, 2005 at 6:04 pm (Music, Reviews)

http://pitchforkmedia.com/interviews/a/adams_ryan-05/

after giving heartbreaker a 9.0 and everything since an average of 4.3 (with a low of 2.9, not counting the rating of the gold bonus disc), pitchfork might be burying the hatchet with ryan adams. for all the bad press he got for those albums, AMG at least concedes that the genre of rock and roll involves both music and attitude by definition.
pfork gave cold roses a 7.2 (vs AMG’s 4/5 stars, or ‘8′ for you decimal lovers) and interviewed him again about him being an asshole, pitchfork being assholes, his quarter-life crisis, his songs, fans, and love of the grateful dead. and weed.

apparently last years pfork/ryan adams interview didnt settle much
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/interviews/a/adams_ryan-04/

maybe the pitchfork staff will put on american beauty sometime and realize that not all hippy music sucks as much as theyd hoped. and that not all indie kids hate ryan adams and take pfork as canon. cold roses is more in tune with his alt-rock whiskeytownish roots than his recent fascinations with stadium rock. but he has three albums coming out this year.. they sound interesting from his descriptions but i find his quantity over quality songcrafting approach (All Music Guide calls it “diarrhea of the recording studio”) a little odd. but hey, if he can sell 3x as many albums with only an albums worth of solid material, he’ll still be laughing on his way home from the bank…

http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:lk9ks35ea3zg
AMG speculates “The coming months with their coming LPs will reveal whether this is indeed a shift in his point of view, or just a brief break from his trademark blustering braggadocio.”

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summer mix two

July 24th, 2005 at 12:44 pm (Site News)

lots of new songs. a couple old ones. enjoy!

hot hot bowie - lets dance with me [david bowie/hot hot heat mashup] (http://www.partyben.com/PartyBen-HotHotBowie.mp3)

lcd soundsystem - slowdive (xfm sessions siouxie and the banshees cover)
http://greenideas.typepad.com/molars/files/lcd_soundsystem_slowdive_xfm_session.mp3

nada surf - do it again (http://music.barsuk.com/NadaSurf_DoItAgain.mp3)

john vanderslice - trance manuel (http://music.barsuk.com/freemp3s/JohnVanderslice_TranceManual.mp3)

acid house kings - tonight is forever (http://turbine.slackworks.com/robots/mark/tonight_is_forever.mp3)

the silver jews - the farmer’s hotel (http://www.stereogum.com/The%20Silver%20Jews%20-%20The%20Farmer’s%20Hotel.mp3)

sam champion - you can’t see the stars in this town (http://turbine.slackworks.com/robots/Dave/stars.mp3)

my morning jacket - off the record (http://www.stereogum.com/My%20Morning%20Jacket%20-%20Off%20The%20Record.mp3)

the solution - get on back (http://indiekids.org/Repository/01Getonback.mp3)

the amazing pilots - ive got wings irene (http://homepage.mac.com/ttiktd/.Public/AmazingPilots-WingsIrene.mp3)

roland shanks - the anniversary (http://turbine.slackworks.com/robots/blair/Anniversary.mp3)

the new pornographers - use it (http://www.matadorrecords.com/mpeg/the_new_pornographers/new_por_use_it.mp3)

the new pornographers - twin cinema (http://www.matadorrecords.com/mpeg/the_new_pornographers/new_pornos_twin_cinema.mp3)

wolf parade - you are a runner and i am my father’s son (https://www.subpop.com/scripts/main/download.php?url=/downloads/free/You_Are_A_Runner325.mp3&mid=325)

mellow - kites are fun [free design remix] (http://www.lightintheattic.net/releases/redesign/audio/Mellow-Kites_Are_Fun.mp3)

kid koala and dynomite d. - an elegy [free design remix] (http://www.lightintheattic.net/releases/redesign/audio/Kid_Koala_Dynomite_D-An_Elegy.mp3)

young people - ne’er do well (http://mp301.epitonic.com/streamed/files/reg/songs/mp3/Young_People-Ne_re_Do_Well.mp3)

james chance - contort yourself (http://mp301.epitonic.com/streamed/files/reg/songs/mp3/James_Chance-Contort_Yourself.mp3)

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free booze, popularity, beastiality, warfare, wraith, itunes on phones, and digital needles

July 22nd, 2005 at 7:51 pm (Site News)

http://myopenbar.com/
listing of open bars and/or obscene drink specials in nyc. created by two jewish williamsburg residents.
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002382718_horse15m.html?syndication=rss
man dies from injuries sustained from getting fucked BY a horse in washington state, where beastiality is totally legal.

http://www.rationalrevolution.net/war/introduction.htm
http://www.rationalrevolution.net/war/putting_it_all_together.htm
investigation of iraq war motives
http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000887049175/”>
http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000887049175/

itunes running on a cellphone

http://www.cs.huji.ac.il/~springer/
homeboy put a vinyl record on a scanner, wrote a digital needle program, and ended up with a wav file from the image.

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vodka alchemy, aircraft limo, the dash, and the art of science

July 21st, 2005 at 7:18 pm (Site News)


http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/wordpress/index.php?p=4
these guys claim that pouring cheap vodka through a brita filter six times makes it as good as ketel one. however, the six samplings may have skewed their ability to compare…

http://www.mavromatic.com/archives/000388
727 converted into a limo
http://www.princeton.edu/~artofsci/gallery/index.html”>
http://www.princeton.edu/~artofsci/gallery/index.html

princeton’s art of science competition
science is a beautiful thing

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HEADLINE: Riot control ray gun worries scientists

July 21st, 2005 at 6:08 pm (Site News)

http://news.com.com/Riot+control+ray+gun+worries+scientists/2100-7337_3-5796749.html?tag=nefd.top
i’m worried too….

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fuck this website, sex with dolphins, robot camel jockeys, john vanderslice, and the village people

July 20th, 2005 at 7:10 pm (Site News)



http://fuckthiswebsite.com
guy puts stickers that say fuck on signs. results are very funny.

guide for fucking dolphins
http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

robot camel jockeys - the united arab emirates may buy as many as 10000 at two grand a pop
http://news.com.com/2300-7337_3-5794480-1.html

great interview with JV on sixeyes.blogspot.com
btw, pixel revolt is gorgeously brilliant. his best record yet. and my favorite of the year so far.

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/21816949
the policeman from the village people was arrested for a bunch of shit. oh sweet irony.

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